its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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You. Win. At. Life.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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