then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
