her vagine was all disorganized.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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