if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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