I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This is classic penis vs brain.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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