idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dick very happy bro
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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