They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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