Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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