At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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