He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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