You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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