did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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