me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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