new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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