I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
