For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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