We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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