i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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