I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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