My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
only if we run a train.
done.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
