Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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