I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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