Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
