dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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