My Higher Power is John Stamos
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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