Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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