I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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