Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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