So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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