he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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