I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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