I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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