Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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