i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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