No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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