I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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