YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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