and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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