Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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