So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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