& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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