it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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