you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I understand Curling. That high.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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