just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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