Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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