i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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