The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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