There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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