Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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