maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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