i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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