It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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