I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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